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Thursday, 26 June 2014

45 Funniest 'Damn You Auto Correct' Mishaps

Jealous-amy
Bad spellers rejoice at the auto-correct function, but without proper supervision, it can ruin your life.
Each year, we give thanks for the proper spelling of "pencil," but some texters don't have such luck. Damn You Auto Correct — the popular blog dedicated to blasting your texting misfortunes across the Internet — gathered its most popular typing mishaps of the year.
This year's crop of auto in-corrects also includes messages misunderstood by Siri, who would kindly ask that you not mumble. And we can't forget the mom who had a tough time deciphering emojis. Apparently, 2013 was a tough year for intelligible communications.
  • Oppa

    Intended word: "Gangnam," not "gangbang."

  • Gator-matt

    Intended word: "Rotator," not "gator."

  • Yoga

    Intended word: "Circumstances," not "circumcision."

  • Teacher

    Intended word: "Fuels," not "girls."

  • Titties-holly

    Intended word: "Kitties," not "titties."

  • Bored-payton

    Intended word: "Pencil," not "penis."

  • Burn

    Intended word: "Neosporin," not "penis potion."

  • Big-hole

    Intended word: "Bichon," not "big hole."

  • Gluten

    Intended word: "Polenta," not "placenta."

  • Demotion-lucy

    Intended word: Definitely not "dead" or "farts" or "agora."

  • Sloppyhoerecipe

    Intended word: "Joes," not "hoes."

  • Darth-badger

    Intended word: "Vader," not "badger."

  • Wtf-tania

    Intended Mom-ism: "Fantastic"

  • Worst-morning

    Intended word: "Maxipad," not "notepad."

  • Jealous-amy

    Intended word: Something intelligible.

  • Asshole

    Intended word: "We," not "asshole."

  • The-usual-copy

    Intended word: Umm, this one actually looks legit.

  • Spider-danni

    Intended word: "Widow," not "window."

  • Fail

    Intended word: "Mistake," not "pancakes."

  • Penis-skirt_

    Intended word: "Pencil," not "penis."

  • Yoda

    Intended word: "Yoga," not "yoda."

  • Crazymom

    Intended word: Ummmm?

  • Starwars

    Intended word: "Endometriosis," not "Star Wars."

  • Jesus-emily

    Intended word: "Jessi," not "Jesus."

  • Pie-diego

    Intended word: "Don't know," not "donut."

  • Emojimom

    Intended emoji: "Chocolate," not "poop."

  • Dead-walruses

    Intended word: "Wreaths," not "walruses."

  • April-showers

    Intended word: "Flowers," not "flatulence."

  • So-proud-latoya-copy

    Intended word: "Recital," not "rectal."

  • The-penis-sharpener-final

    Intended word: "Pencil," not "penis."

  • Juicy

    Intended word: "Home," not "gone."

  • Almost-mariah

    Intended word: "Far," not "fat."

  • Gibberish1

    Intended word: No clue.

  • Potter

    Intended word: "Dumbledore," not "fumbled ore."

  • Meatballs

    Intended word: "Italian," not "Taliban."

  • Chuck

    Intended word: "Chicken noodles," not "Chuck Norris."

  • Knee

    Intended word: "This," not "things."

  • Drink

    Intended word: "Drive," not "drink."

  • Ducttape

    Intended word: "Duct tape," not "fucktape."

  • Walkingdead

    Intended word: "Walking," not waddling."

  • Prius

    Intended word: "Prius," not "penis."

  • Shutdown

    Intended word: "Running," not "ruining."

  • Pirate-billy

    Intended word: "Fajitas," not "vaginas."

  • Hungry

    Intended word: [censored]

  • Bigger

    Intended word: "Purse," not "pussy."


Posted By: Pawan Lubana on Thursday, 26 June 2014

Saturday, 12 April 2014

You're Not Going to Deform Your Spine by Texting Too Much

Texting-slouch
Constant texting can be dangerous — whether it's behind the wheel or crossing the street. But it turns out that perennial claims that texting is having an adverse, and potentially lethal, impact on people's posture may be overstated.
For years, stories have appeared online warning about the bodily harm associated with compulsively bending one's neck downward to look at their phone. Many of these articles cite warnings from the United Chiropractic Association, which says that frequent texting can result in hyperkyphosis - a severe curvature of the spine that leads to increased mortality rates.
But recently, Harriet Hall of the blog Science-Based Medicine refuted the claims of the UCA. Though hyperkyphosis can do very real harm — particularly in the elderly — Hall argues that the link between this pronounced form of spinal disfiguration and texting has not been conclusively proven.
First, a quick crash course in chiropractic medicine. Kyphosis is a condition involving an "exaggeration of the natural curvature of the spine." This malady becomes hyperkyphosis when this bend exceeds 45 degrees.
A recent Telegraph article positing the spinal dangers of texting notes that hyperkyphosis has been shown to increase mortality rates by 1.44 times. That's roughly the same increase in the likelihood of death caused by obesity.
"Chiropractors have said a lot of silly things, but this ranks right up there among the silliest," Hall writes. "They are just making stuff up and using scaremongering as a practice-building technique."
Hall, a former family physician and Air Force flight surgeon who has written prolifically to debunk bad medical advice, says the idea that cellphone use could lead to irreparable spine damage is akin to the old wives tale that crossing one's eyes can become a permanent condition.
Like most myths, there is a kernel of truth to this one, Hall says. Texting can lead to a mild form of kyphosis, so mild in fact that it's what you or I might call mere slouching. And although slouching can cause some temporary muscle pain, it's certainly not life threatening or irreversible.
The more severe hyperkyphosis condition (which would manifest itself like the Hunchback of Notre Dame), is usually caused by more dramatic factors. It's often found in older people, particularly women, as a result of osteoporosis causing actual deterioration of vertebrae. In younger people, it's usually the result of some kind of physical accident or birth defect.
"Remember when Mom told you not to cross your eyes because they might get stuck and stay that way permanently?" Hall writes. "Of course that can't really happen; and no amount of hunching over a cellphone is going to produce a permanent hyperkyphosis either."
So to put things in perspective, when it comes to cellphone use, you should be much more wary of the impact it has on your ability to pay attention rather than your posture. Though it's still a relatively rare occurrence, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission found that in 2011, more than 1,150 pedestrians went to the emergency room as a result of injuries they suffered while texting and walking. And recently, researchers at Cohen Children's Medical Center in New York found that fatalities related to texting while driving have eclipsed drunk driving deaths among teens.

Posted By: Pawan Lubana on Saturday, 12 April 2014

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

The Funniest Autocorrects (new)

25. Special Delivery

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24. New Paint Color
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23. The Secret Ingredient
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22. Uncle Dick
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21. So Very Wrong
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20. Bad Day
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19. The Concert
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18. Coming Out
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17. First Kiss
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16. Worst Possible Thing To Text To Mom
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15. New iPhone Feature
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14. You’ve Got Mail
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13. Now That’s A Bad Date
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12. Unfortunate Accident
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11. Dinner For One
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10. First Date
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9. The Accident
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8. We Need To Talk
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7. Promotional Kitten Basket
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6. Best Dad Ever
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5. Prom Dress
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4. Sticky Situation
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3. The Loan
funny auto-correct texts - The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year
2. Thanksgiving Prep Work
funny auto-correct texts - The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year
1. Apologies
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Posted By: Pawan Lubana on Tuesday, 7 January 2014

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