It's Christmas Eve, so you'd expect that Santa and his little elves are fraught with stress.
But not this year. Santa is substituting his reindeer and sleigh for something more high tech.
In this Unearthed Comics drawing, artist Sara Zimmerman illustrates how Santa upgraded to a 21st-century system for present delivery.
Riding a Motorcycle
If your first thought was that Santa joined a naughty biker gang, know that these biking santas are collecting money for "La Cabaude," a French charity that distributes toys and candy.IMAGE: JEAN-SEBASTIEN EVRARD/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Riding a Motorcycle
You can find Santa doing the same in Zurich as well.IMAGE: FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
White Water Rafting
Other preferred modes of transport over the sleigh include: white water rafts.IMAGE: STRINGER/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Bumping Cars
And bumper cars.IMAGE: TORKIL ADSERSEN/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Sack Racing
The Santa Winter Games in Gällivare, Sweden, are a sort of Santa Claus Olympics, where jolly red giants compete in events like "Porridge-eating" and a dance-off.IMAGE: JONATHAN NACKSTRAND/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Bungee Jumping
In Kuta, Bali, Santa Claus takes a break from delivering toys and jumps off a cliff.IMAGE: SONNY TUMBELAKA/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Surfing
Should anyone be surprised that when in Los Angeles, Santa likes to surf?IMAGE: FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Teaching Kids to Surf
Well, you might be surprised to learn that he also teaches lessons.IMAGE: SONNY TUMBELAKA/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Running Five Kilometers
The rumors of Santa being a large, fat man are largely untrue. Here, as you can see, he is clearly quite fit.IMAGE: PAUL ELLIS/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Being a Penguin
BREAKING: Santa is actually a penguin.IMAGE: CHUNG SUNG-JUN/GETTY IMAGES
Penguins
He also feeds penguins. Who, according to the previous photo, are also him.IMAGE: CHUNG SUNG-JUN/GETTY IMAGES
Penguins
The penguins have gathered around a tree, in which Santa's likeness appears.IMAGE: CHINAFOTOPRESS/CHINAFOTOPRESS VIA GETTY IMAGES
Penguins
This is getting too meta.IMAGE: CHUNG SUNG-JUN/GETTY IMAGES
Riding Rollercoasters
Santa also likes roller coasters...IMAGE: MICHAEL LATZ/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Waterskiing
...and waterskiing.IMAGE: MARK WILSON/GETTY IMAGES
Touring Baghdad
He supports the troops.IMAGE: ALI AL-SAADI/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Skydiving
In Sydney, Santa dives out of a plane and lands in the ocean...IMAGE: BRENDON THORNE/GETTY IMAGES
Swimming with Fish
Where he joins a school of fish...IMAGE: KAZUHIRO NOGI/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Training Dolphins
Then, bursting out of the water in Tokyo...IMAGE: YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Cleaning Windows
he... cleans windows?IMAGE: KAZUHIRO NOGI/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Curling
When back in the cold weather, Santa likes to play curling.IMAGE: BARCROFT MEDIA/GETTY IMAGES
Playing Soccer
He's not very good at some sports.IMAGE: PHIL COLE/GETTY IMAGES
Performing with the Chicago Bulls
But he's great at others.IMAGE: GARY DINEEN/NBAE VIA GETTY IMAGES
Diving into Barcelona's Old Harbour
So, if you happen to be out there in the big world and see Santa doing something crazy – don't hesitate. Dive right in and join him!IMAGE: DAVID RAMOS/GETTY IMAGES- please share it and comment this post please !!
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